Wednesday, 26 August 2015

Guy annoys girlfriend with puns at Ikea





Laughed my heart out after watching this.......... this guy should wife her

Monday, 17 August 2015

I will deport all illegal immigrant, build a border wall, send troops to fight isis and demand for payment from the Middle East allies: Donald unveils first policies



Donald Trump a leading candidate for the US presidency has opening voiced his distaste over the number of illegal immigrant in the US and has come out to sat he will be deporting about 11 million people back to their various country as president. Donald trump who said he was Batman when asked by a young guest aboard his chopper at the Iowa state fair said that Mexico should pay for a wall to stop people from immigrating into the US. he said American government should increase VISA Fees for Mexican CEOs and diplomats to come to the country until the demand is meet. Donald trump also said he will put boots on the ground to combat isis and cut off their source of wealth which is the control of the oil field under their control. the business mogul also accuse Saudi Arabia of being the world biggest sponsor of terrorist around the world and said the Gulf nation should pay America because it wouldn't be in existence if not for the american support it has enjoyed over the years. Donald trump has also accused the secretary of State for the bad deal with Iran stating that it will only make Iran a nuclear power and threaten the survival of Israel   

Man United Looks to Strengthen Squad before Transfer Close


with the start of the EPL and two wins created to them already, Louis Van Gaal looks set to strengthen the Squad with his comment, saying there is room for improvement.

Latest United romours:
    David De Gea agrees terms with Real Madrid
    Thomas Muller demands Man United transfer: Muller apparently told Bayern he wants to sign for the Red Devils

Lucas Biglia deal on after fresh bid : Lazio are open to selling after an improved bid by Man united and it appears the deal could finally be about to go through
Good one for Man united if this addition can be made. will be an Awesome season

Morgan Freeman's pay Tribute as Granddaughter Stabbed to death in New York


      E'Dena, 33, was found fatally stabbed on Sunday morning in New York City US magazine people has reported. And Morgan Freeman has this to say in a statement he released.
                           
                                  "The world will never know her artistry in talent, and how much
                                she has to offer, the statement reads.
                                Her friends and family were fortunate enough to have known what she
                                meant as a person. Her Star will continue to shine bright in our hearts, thoughts
                                and prayers. May she rest in peace".
   E'Dena was found lying in the streets right outside her home at around 3am with multiple stab wounds to her torso.


Hmmm!!! FG now monitors Twitter?Facebook Account



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      As the saying goes Information is free but the consequences after the information can not be guaranteed. This is coming after the Federal Government of Nigeria has perfected plans to monitor accounts of Nigerians all in the name of Terrorism. The project is been managed by the NSA so my friends be careful what you post because Uncle Sam maybe watching you too

Sunday, 16 August 2015

CHARLY BOY'S THOUGHT ON "DRY"



Charly Boy wrote this after seeing the movie Dry by Stephanie Okereke Linus.
"I was invited to a movie premiere a few days ago and reluctantly I went, not knowing what to really expect. I'm not really a fan of the Big Screen, because in the comfort of my room I can watch whatever till the normal happens -I fall asleep! The movie Dry is to go down in my books as the first Naija movie premiere I have ever attended. From the moment I was ushered into the cinema hall, my attention was captivated. The movie was about the challenges faced by child brides who are struggling with VVF (Vesico vaginal fistula).
The damage of the fistulous tract extending between the bladder and the vagina that allows the continuous involuntary discharge of urine by a female into the vaginal vault, caused by early child birth.
I enjoyed the movie production, the acts and their characters we simply of international standards. The movie was so emotionally laden that it left me TEARY eyed. The whole cast were very good in their delivery of their roles and my sister Stephanie Okereke Linus was outstanding.
Who would have thought she had it in her to whip up such emotions in my person. However, the movie left me with more questions than answers.
What can a full grown man see as a sexual attraction to a 12yr old girl young enough to be one’s granddaughter?
What joy do men drive from very violent sex? Why are some men worse than dogs?
Why are some people still giving away their little girls to very old men who should be put to pasture for marriage? Questions and more questions!
Did I hear you say culture?
Is it not about time we get rid of certain parts of our culture especially, those
that paint the women as subservient, house fixtures, things to be used for selfish pleasure while conveniently forgetting the fundamental rights of the female gender?
Is it not high time we look around and see that the world has since moved on from these barbaric acts?
All these silly old ignorant randy men should please allow children to enjoy their childhood rather than damaging them physically and emotionally.
There is a lot the Federal Ministry of Health can do, oh! sorry we have no ministers, I forget we are on our own.
Well, for my sister Stephanie, kudos to a job well done. You have made us proud. I hear you loud and clear, just know that you have a believer in this message you are trying to pass across and remember, I am only a phone call away in joining you in this sensitization campaign. I pledge my support to help stamp out VVF especially in Naija.
Well done.

Thursday, 13 August 2015

Nigerian-British Movie Star to become next James Bond

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Nigeria Hollywood star David Oyelowo to voice James Bond in New Audiobook Role,
Lets get your comment if you would pay good money to watch him appraise the role of the famous MI6 SPY ....... TE JAMES BOND INTRO .... ITS A BLACKMAN>>

THE JOY AND SADNESS OF THE CIVIL SERVICE: Part 1

         


John has just finished his degree from a reputable university in the united kingdom where his dad paid so much for him to get a quality Education, after  Six years in the UK, John has come to reality that he will never get a decent job to meet the immigration requirement for a resident permit and eventually will have to come back to a country where possibility of getting the comfort he so crave for can only be accessed by those with connection i.e political influence and man know man. All john could hope for is in Nigeria its is faith in God and his promise that he will make a way where there is non and that he owns everything thing. after johns arrival in Nigeria it soon came to him that its not as bad as the Western Media have painted it, that somethings still works if you have the qualifications and patience to follow through. He decided that rather than go home back to the south and depend on daddy waiting and hoping some of his friends come through with the oil job, john took matters into his hand by making efforts into the federal ministry where he can serve his country better which after some share grace on his head he got and everyone one was happy for him, people came to john from far as south to show them the way as he is now seen as a Big boy who was able to land a government job in no distant time after arrival from the UK without them asking the troubles he had to go through with all the rejections and sleepless night at the civil service commission, been tussled right left and center while waiting for the OGA at the top who doesn't come to work until 4pm and close 4:30pm. All they wanted was connection that he cant give.

           After a year of getting a government job John soon realise its not what it seem with salaries not coming on time regardless of the fact its far less than what hes worth in the private sector, he never mind because all he can think of is the future and the glory that will come with it because ROME was not built in a day, though at first it looked promising because finding old school mate from UK and young minds of his age the system will always be the system where nothing changes (either you belong or you don't), John found out that hes about to suffer from brain drain as all what was thought in school has no place in the civil service because the oga at the top will have non of it or change the old system of na only me wait your turn style. but john was determine to make it because of his hunger to serve his nation and become a force in the future of his country's economical and political affairs. 

Rescuers recover two remaining missing bodies


 The bodies of the remaining persons missing from the ill fated Bristol helicopter in the Lagos Lagoon have been found. which brings the figure at six (6) persons that died and six (6) rescued alive.

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Relax No link between eating fatty food and early death


Finally you can enjoy your favorite butter or cream as it has been proven that early death has nothing to do with fatty food a study suggests.  Research carried out on hundreds of thousands of patients found no statistical link between eating saturated fat and falling ill with heart disease, strokes or type 2 diabetes.
      The findings which is published in the british medical Journal has raised doubt about a 32 years old guidelines warning people to avoid butter, full-fat milk and other meat dairy products with high level of saturated fats.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT AMAECHI MINISTERIAL AMBITIONS – Wike

Rivers State Governor, Chief Nyesom Wike yesterday stated that the fight on corruption in the state has nothing to do with the ambitions of the past governor Mr. Rotimi Amaechi of becoming a Minister in the President Muhammadu Buhari government. in fact he stated that he's rather worried about how funds were managed under his team in office as former governor and not Amaechi becoming a part of PMB Cabinat.

Nigerian, Lawal Babafemi, jailed 22 years in US for Al-Qaeda support


A 35 years old Nigeria, Lawal Babafemi who once wrote rap lyrics for Al-Qaeda in Yemen was sentenced to 22 years in a US prison Wednesday after pleading guilty to Terror charges. Lawal Olaniyi Babafemi, who was extradited to New York from Nigeria, and jailed by Judge John Gleeson in a US federal court in Brooklyn, prosecutors announced.
      He traveled twice to Yemen from Nigeria between January 2010 and August 2011 to train with leaders of the AQAP in the use of weapon and inspiring "lone wolf" style attacks overseas.

Helicopter crash: Comapny releases statement, pledges support and assistance to all victims

The management of Bristow helicopters limited, owners of the helicopter that crashed into the Lagos lagoon yesterday August 12th have released a statement regarding the mishap

    “Our thoughts are with those affected by the unfortunate accident. We regret the loss of lives in the air crash and we are ready to assist them with our full resources. Our highest priority is to take care of our crew and clients and their family members and provide them with any assistance needed. Our personnel are currently working to confirm the number of people on board, their identities and the extent of any injury. 
The company is fully cooperating with Nigerian Civil Aviation Authority (NCAA), the Federal Airports Authority of Nigeria, the Accident Investigation Bureau (AIB) and the Nigeria Police. Preliminary information indicates that the aircraft carried 10 passengers and a crew of two, subject to confirmation. The company is in the process of collecting pertinent information and we will release more details as soon as it is available. At this time, the full resources of Bristow Helicopter’s incident response team are being mobilized"the statement read

The moment Khloe Kardashian was 'ambushed and verbally attacked by ex Lamar Odom outside early morning fitness class'


TMZ reports that..............
"Khloe Kardashian was blindsided at 6:45am Wednesday by soon-to-be ex-husband Lamar Odom, who launched a verbal attack. Khloe was on her way into SoulCycle in Beverly Hills when Lamar came out of nowhere, screaming at her. An eyewitness tells us Lamar was demanding that she talk to him. She kept walking as he was screaming. At that point Lamar touched Khloe's arm and she screamed at him, "Get off of me, get off of me. Stop. Stop."
Another eyewitness asked Khloe if she wanted them to call the cops, and Lamar screamed, "You're not going to call the cops on Lamar Odom."  Khloe then screamed, "How did you know I was here?" He didn't give a clear answer.

We're told Khloe was visibly freaked out and bolted to her car and drove away.

UN CAR envoy Gaye sacked over peacekeeper abuse claims

The UN Chief Ban Ki-Moon said he has requested the resignation of Babacar Gaye a Senegalese army General who took charge of Minusca when it was deployed in September 2014. This is coming after Amnesty International alleged that a 12 year old girl was raped by a UN peacekeeper.
     The UN has earlier been accusted of covering up allegation of child abuse by french Troops serving in CAR

Want to protect against heart attack, sleep better and ease your headache? Have more ORGASMS! Experts reveal 12 reasons climaxing is good for your HEALTH....

According to the UK NHS, An Orgasm a day keeps you away from the doctor. Claiming regular sex and masturbation was as important to overall health as thier Five-a day. Do you agree with this?

North Korean bloodletting claims its latest victim: Country Premier Choe Yong- Gon shot by firing Squad


North Korea"s Vice Premier has been executed for voicing his frustration at the policies of its's leader Kim Jong-Un, Choe Yong- Gon was shot by firing Squad in may after opposing forestry policies promoted by Kim  south Korea Yonhap news agency said.
     Choe who came into office in June 2014 was last seen in DPK Media last December at the death anniversary of Kim Jong-Un's father Kim Jong II

Police tear gas Peterside, Abe, others at INEC headquarters

The crisis trailing the conduct of the 2015 general elections in Rivers State took another turn yesterday, when security attached to the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, tear-gassing the candidates of the All Progressives Party, APC, in the elections who had besieged the commission to register their displeasure over what they termed the refusal of the Resident Electoral Commissioner, REC, in the state, Mrs. Gesila Khan to release the documents used for the polls.
The politicians led by the Rivers State APC governorship candidate, Mr Dakuku Peterside and Senator Magnus Abe got more than they expected for when the police after failing to stop them from getting close to the main gate of the Commission, quickly locked the gate and immediately threw the tear-gas which left everybody within the vicinity chocking and coughing, ceaselessly.
Meanwhile, INEC’s Director of Security, Shetima Ngelare explained to the gathering that there was no prior knowledge that the APC candidates from Rivers State were coming to the commission, but he received a petition submitted by the party to the commission’s Chairman.
PROTEST: Rivers State All Progressives Congress, APC, governorship candidate, Dakuku Peterside (left) and APC South East Senatorial candidate, Sen. Magnus Abe, gasping for breath after they and other Rivers State APC candidates were tear gassed at the gate of INEC head office, during a protest to the INEC National Chairman in Abuja, yesterday.

Senator Abe told the securitymen that they were at the commission to register their displeasure to the acting INEC Chairman, Mrs. Amina Zakari over the alleged refusal of the Rivers State REC Khan, to give them documents used in the conduct of the polls won by the candidates of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP. - See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/08/police-tear-gas-peterside-abe-others-at-inec-headquarters.

Wednesday, 12 August 2015

YOU ARE TOO SEXY: JOSE MOURINHO VENTS ANGER AT CHELSEA MEDICAL TEAM



       Eva Caneiro above has been branded by Chelsea Manger "Jose Mourinho as "celebrity" doctor , cheerleader and extremely naive after the draw with Swansea on Saturday for tending to Eden Hazard who was apparently injured at stoppage time.
   she also faced further backlash from Rogers after a comment on twitter thanking the general pubic for their support.

Unidentified helicopter crashes into Third Mainland bridge



An unidentified helicopter on Wednesday, around 3.40 pm, plunged into the Lagoon beneath Third Mainland bridge, behind Oworonshoki Police Station, Lagos.
Eye witness accounts said that the helicopter made a loud noise before nose-diving into the ocean, adding that the Police and officials of the National Emergency Management Agency ( NEMA), South West zone, have begun rescue efforts

Boko Haram 'has new leader'


      The Chadian President Idriss Deby says Abubakar Sakau the known leader of the Boko Haram Sect has been replaced by another leader "Mahamat Daoud". A man whom has never been seen before. He said Daoud was open to dialogue with the Federal Government. this may seem as a welcome development for the PMB Government as it has claimed willingness to Negotiate with leaders of the Boko Haram Sect for the release of the Chibok girls depending on the credibility of its leaders.

China's yuan currency falls for a second day

The Chinese Central Bank has dropped the value of the YUAN sharply against the U.S dollar sparking the currency largest two day decline in decades.

South African Billionaire With a Heart for the Poor, Donates Half Of His Wealth

 Patrice Motsepe born in Soweto of south Africa learned to be hardworking from childhood through the help from his father who introduced him to the family business (Convenience Store). Mr Patrice Motsepe trained to be a lawyer by profession made his Wealth from Mining (African Rainbow Minerals) founded in 1997.
        Patrice Motsepe is widely known as the "LITERAL PRINCE" of Tswana Tribe is among the Top ranked Billionaires in South Africa and the countries only Black Billionaire.

Blac Chyna Sexy Pics


As shared by Blac Chyna on Instagram